I’ve collected a few more parody verses of Old Time Religion, which might be of interest to religious liberals:
Flying spaghetti monster:
If we laugh ourselves unsteady
And keep criticism ready,
Flying monsters of spaghetti
Will be good enough for me!
I am quite sure there are good odds
All who see God are just drunk sods,
So I’d rather worship no gods,
Nothing’s good enough for me!
There are those who worship science
‘Cause they value our reliance
On electrical appliance-es
It’s good enough for me!
In a subsequent post, I’ll post a PDF including these and 27 other verses I’ve collected….