It’s Hallowe’en, and Amy, the parish minister here in Palo Alto, is going to preach on the zombie apocalypse this Sunday. All this means it’s time for more zombie jokes:
What does the dyslexic zombie eat?
What did the large animal vet zombie eat?
What does the zombie of Fantasy Island shout?
Da PLANES! Da PLANES!
What does zombie Mitt Romney say?
I was CEO of BAIN!
A zombie walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you, want to try it?” The zombie says, “Sure, give me a Charles.” Continue reading