Stupid church joke

The minister was interviewing a candidate for the organist job.

“Your resume says that you played organ for ten years, then stopped. Why did you decided to stop?” asked the minister.

The monkey died.”

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  1. I’ve only recently realized that this old joke can be repurposed from Judaism to Unitarianism:

    A well-to-do Unitarian atheist sent his daughter to the best private school in town, which was run by the Episcopalians. Every day at dinner, he asked her what they’d studied that day. One day he asked, and her answer was, “We studied the Holy Trinity.” He angrily replied, “Listen here, young lady: There is only one god and we don’t believe in him!”

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