Another stupid joke

A Unitarian Universalist was walking through an old graveyard, and saw a tombstone with the inscription “I still live.”

“Huh,” said the Unitarian Universalist, “If I were dead, I’d own up to it.”

2 thoughts on “Another stupid joke”

  1. There were four people sitting at a table: one was a corporate executive, one was a Tea-Party Guy, one was a Unitarian-Universalist guy and one was a trade-unionist. There was a plate on the table with a dozen cookies. The Corp Exec took 11 cookies and ate them. The Tea Party guy turned to the U-U Guy and said, “Look out for that Union Guy before he eats your cookie!”

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