Category Archives: Asides

Possible worship song

I learned this song from Mindy yesterday:

We Have All That We Need.
Full Blessed Children Of Space
Light Shines Full On Our Faces
Giving Love, Illumination. Peace.

You can find the tune here: http://www.seeliecourt.net/panpipe/oldchan.html

I’m voting Elder God Party

The Elder God Party is holding their convention this week, the first of the three major political parties to do so. Oddly, there was very little coverage in the press on the convention. The fact that C’thulhu ate the brains of all journalists in attendance probably did not affect the coverage, since the U.S. press corps hasn’t used their brains for more than seven years when it comes to covering presidential politics. Perhaps there was so little press coverage because the end result was a foregone conclusion: C’thulhu nominated as President, Shoggoth nominated as Vice President. In any case, be a good minion and Vote Elder God Party.

Robot ponies

Fafnir offers the following analysis of the Democratic convention: “Obama’s all ‘now I shall reveal my TRUE IDENTITY’ an he turns into this evil cyborg dude here an fires his auto-launching arm missiles like KA-PEWW, KA-PEWW an then Godzilla an the Decepticons show up but Hillary Clinton fights em off with her laser breath an her robot pony friends….” Leading a commenter to ask: “Do robot ponies dream? Do robot ponies know or care about Asimov’s three laws?…” If you need to know about robot ponies go here.