The Elder God Party is holding their convention this week, the first of the three major political parties to do so. Oddly, there was very little coverage in the press on the convention. The fact that C’thulhu ate the brains of all journalists in attendance probably did not affect the coverage, since the U.S. press corps hasn’t used their brains for more than seven years when it comes to covering presidential politics. Perhaps there was so little press coverage because the end result was a foregone conclusion: C’thulhu nominated as President, Shoggoth nominated as Vice President. In any case, be a good minion and Vote Elder God Party.