Having bronchitis has tired me out, and today I only have enough energy to pass on this stupid joke. Thanks for the inspiration.
A man walks into the bar with a loud Hawai’ian shirt and an alligator on a leash.
The bartender takes one look at him and says, “Look, pal, we don’t serve banjo players here.”
“Do you serve ukulele players?” says the man.
“Sure,” says the bartender.
“Good,” says the man, “then how about a beer for me, and a fried ukulele player for my alligator here.”