Category Archives: Asides

See ya in 2012

Now that Obama and Biden won the presidential election,C’thulhu and Shoggoth have closed down their campaign headquarters and returned to R’lyeh to sleep, dreaming, until it’s time to start another campaign. Campaign workers tried to convince them to eat Sarah Palin before they left, but they said they preferred to let her continue to gibber in Alaska because it reminded them of themselves (though not as much as Ted Stevens reminds them of themselves).

For the love of numbers

The latest New York Times/ CBS poll has some interesting things buried down deep in the full report. On page 29, we see that only 22% of those polled consider themselves politically liberal; 38% call themselves moderate; 33% conservative; and 7% didn’t give an answer. On page 27, we discover that 38% of those polled claim they attend religious services every week or almost every week, while 23% never attend. According to page 9 George W. Bush gets a lowly 22% approval rating, while page 17 reveals that Congress gets a dismal 15% approval rating.

One thing I love about the Web is that you don’t have to rely on the dumbed-down “stories” in which journalists “interpret” polls for us — you can look at the actual questions and responses — geek heaven! Link to the report.