Mr. Crankypants, evil alter ego of Dan, to the rescue. First it was birds, now it’s this Duelfer report. Good grief. Mr. Crankypants has always fancied himself as an investigative reporter, so here’s a hard-hitting interview with the alleged perpetrator of this blog…
Mr. Crankypants: Why the sudden intrusion of politics into what used to be a nice little religion blog?
Dan: Look, this is still a religion blog. But democratic principles are at the heart of who Unitarian Universalists are as a religious people. Yet we can’t even talk openly about the war in Iraq, let alone anything else, without getting into name-calling — or worse yet talking behind people’s backs. Our inability to engage in dialogue has become very divisive.
Mr. C. But why choose such a hot button issue as the Iraq war?
D. Because war has been a religious issue at least since Augustine’s justification for just wars.
Mr. C. But you hate Agustine.
D. Only because he’s a prig.
Mr. C. A while back, you spoke of the “divisiveness” that results from a lack of productive dialogue. Just what’s wrong with divisiveness, anyway?
D. Stop trying to be so evil, evil alter ego.
Mr. C. You still haven’t answered — why the emphasis on the Duelfer report? Why not some truly divisive issue like abortion or gun control, where people are so angry and shrill there’s no hope of any rapprochement in our lifetimes?
D. Exactly because there’s so little hope of understanding. With the Iraq war, there’s still hope of open, productive debate.
Mr. C. Chicken.
D. Evil alter ego.
Mr. C. Come on, I’m your alter ego — I know. ‘Fess up. Give the real reason you chose the Duelfer report.
D. I thought the report was very readable, if long…
Mr. C. [Hard stare from Mr. C] The real reason.
D. Oh, all right. I thought “Duelfer” was a cool name.
That concludes Mr. Crankpants’s investigative report. As with all investigative reporting on blogs these days, the goal has been to make the debate more shrill, and contribute to the general atmosphere of hatred and divisiveness. This is Mr. Crankypants, signing off — for now [bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!]