{"id":916,"date":"2011-07-28T16:48:26","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T23:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=916"},"modified":"2011-07-28T16:48:26","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T23:48:26","slug":"how-to-annoy-someone-from-indiana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2011\/07\/how-to-annoy-someone-from-indiana\/","title":{"rendered":"How to annoy someone from Indiana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My older sister lives in Indiana. We were talking on the phone yesterday when she idly asked, &#8220;So how&#8217;s the weather out there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, you know,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Just so-so. The fog stayed in longer than usual in the morning so I don&#8217;t think it got above seventy-two degrees yesterday. And last night it was down in the fifties, so cold I had to close the window.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Augh!&#8221; she said, or at least she said something that might have been spelled that way. &#8220;I hate you! It&#8217;s been over ninety here for <em>days<\/em>, and it doesn&#8217;t get any cooler than about seventy-eight at night!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how to annoy someone from Indiana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My older sister lives in Indiana. We were talking on the phone yesterday when she idly asked, &#8220;So how&#8217;s the weather out there?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, you know,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Just so-so. The fog stayed in longer than usual in the morning so I don&#8217;t think it got above seventy-two degrees yesterday. And last night it was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2011\/07\/how-to-annoy-someone-from-indiana\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How to annoy someone from Indiana&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bay-area-calif","category-summer-dry-season"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":917,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions\/917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}