The question of the day in today’s middle school class was “What’s your favorite joke?” This unleashed a spate of jokes. We all laughed (and groaned) a lot, and I realized that during the pandemic I don’t hear jokes much any more. Below are some of the jokes I can remember from today’s class; add more (clean ones preferred) in the comments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why is pi the loneliest number?
No one talks to him because he goes on forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A goat, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa, dump, tss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did the whale cross the road?
The chicken was on a break.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What’s the stickiest Greek monster?
The Mino-tar. (thanks, Benjamin!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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