{"id":8261,"date":"2020-07-19T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-19T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=8261"},"modified":"2020-07-24T12:42:20","modified_gmt":"2020-07-24T19:42:20","slug":"contestants-on-a-game-show-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2020\/07\/contestants-on-a-game-show-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Contestants on a Game Show! part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The third installment of the Contestants on a Game Show! series:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Here’s the full script as written, though it may have been modified in performance or in editing:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: So far we’ve made two hundred and ten thousand, one hundred dollars for our congregation by appearing on game shows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: This week, we’re going to try Celebrity Family Feud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emma: Aarav, we want you to be part of our family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aarav: I’m willing. But we’re not exactly celebrities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: Once we’re on TV, we’re automatically celebrities. Let’s go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

[Greg appears to wild applause, bowing to the audience, while the Announcer speaks offscreen] Announcer: It’s time for Celebrity Family Food! Introducing Aarav, Emma, John, and Sarah playing for UUCPA! Playing against Fannie Farmer! And now, the star of our show, Greg Becker!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: Did he just say “Celebrity Family FOOD”?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Welcome to Celebrity Family Food!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aarav: Yes, he just said “Celebrity Family FOOD.” What’s going on here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Now it’s time to play — Fast Money! Fannie Farmer, I’m going to ask you three questions about Unitarian food in 20 seconds. If you can’t think of an answer, just say pass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah (as Fannie Farmer): I’m ready.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Tell them what you’re playing for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: Twenty five thousand dollars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: All right, here are your questions. What famous Unitarian published a cookbook in 1896?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: I published my cookbook in 1896, and it’s still in print.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Who introduced the idea of standardized measurements in cooking?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: I said that you should use a LEVEL teaspoon, so it was always the same amount.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Who printed the first recipe for brownies?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: I didn’t invent the brownie. But my cookbook had the very first recipe for a brownie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: This is weird. Isn’t he supposed to say, “Survey says,” and then show how many people answered the question in the same way?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aarav: I don’t think this is Celebrity Family Feud, guys. It’s like we’ve entered some kind of weird alternate universe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Now it’s time for the UUCPA team to answer some Unitarian food questions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emma: Can I ask you a question?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Sure, ask me a question!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emma: Aren’t you the same person who the host of the last game show we were on?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Don’t ask me a question. I’m going to ask you questions about Unitarian food. Since there are four of you, you get four questions. Which famous Unitarian printed a cookbook with a recipe for roasted opossum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aarav: Irma Rombauer, in her cookbook The Joy of Cooking<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: What famous Unitarian got the help of her women’s group at church to write her cookbook?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: Irma Rombauer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Marion Rombauer Becker, who grew up in a Unitarian church, wrote the fifth edition of The Joy of Cooking<\/em>. What was her mother’s name?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

John: Irma Rombauer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Here’s your last question\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emma: Irma Rombauer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: I didn’t even ask the question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Emma: Irma Rombauer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Well, that happens to be correct, so you beat Fannie Farmer and win twenty-five thousand dollars!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aarav: Is this game show legit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: What do you mean?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aarav: This doesn’t look anything like the real Family Feud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: Yes, what’s going on?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greg: Well, actually\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Announcer: Tune in next week, and find out what’s actually going on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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