{"id":809,"date":"2011-06-25T20:35:08","date_gmt":"2011-06-26T03:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=809"},"modified":"2011-06-25T20:35:08","modified_gmt":"2011-06-26T03:35:08","slug":"yet-another-uu-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2011\/06\/yet-another-uu-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet another UU joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I interviewed Nick Page for the uuwolrd.org GA blog, and he told this joke. I reproduce it here just as Nick told it:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ernie came from Dartmouth [College], where he heard a lecture on altruism. And he said, we all have to learn to share. So I said, if you had two pigs, would you give me one? Yes, he said, if I had two pigs, I would give you one. If you had two horses, would you give me one? Yes, he said, if I had two horses, I would give you one. If you had two wheelbarrows, I said, would you give me one? Dammit, he says, you know I got two wheelbarrows. And that speaks to the future of Unitarian Universalism.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You are now invited to exegete this joke, and say how exactly it applies to the future of Unitarian Universalism<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I interviewed Nick Page for the uuwolrd.org GA blog, and he told this joke. I reproduce it here just as Nick told it: &#8220;Ernie came from Dartmouth [College], where he heard a lecture on altruism. And he said, we all have to learn to share. So I said, if you had two pigs, would you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2011\/06\/yet-another-uu-joke\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Yet another UU joke&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[50],"class_list":["post-809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-uu-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":810,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions\/810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}