{"id":7571,"date":"2019-04-19T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-19T23:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=7571"},"modified":"2019-04-19T16:25:59","modified_gmt":"2019-04-19T23:25:59","slug":"the-world-is-full-of-smelly-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2019\/04\/the-world-is-full-of-smelly-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The World Is Full of Smelly Feet&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Veronika sent a photo of hymn number 736 in <em>Anglican Hymns Old and New, Revised and Enlarged<\/em> (Great Britain: Kevin Mayhew, 2008). The hymn is titled &#8220;The Wolrd Is Full of Smelly Feet.&#8221; Of course I thought it was a faked photo, but a little bit of Web searching reveals that it is, in fact, a real hymn with text by by Michael Forster, and music by Christopher Tambling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I suppose if one is in a Christian church with a liturgical heritage, and one is looking for a contemporary praise-song-type hymn to sing during footwashing, one might consider having the congregation sing this; although it&#8217;s hard to imagine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then my Web searching revealed that this hymn is included in a collection for junior choirs, and that boggled my mind. If the junior choir I was in sang this song &#8212; which we wouldn&#8217;t have, since it was a Unitarian Universalist church &#8212; but if we had been told to sing that song, my buddy Barry and I would have been laughing so hard we probably would have been unable to sing. Maybe some of the serious older girls would have sung it, but I can&#8217;t even imagine them getting through the lyrics with a straight face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am sometimes annoyed by some of the hymns in the Unitarian Universalist hymnals. It is good to know that we, at least, do no have a hymn to smelly feet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For educational purposes, and in the spirit of Maundy Thursday, I&#8217;ll include the chorus and two of the verses here. I think you&#8217;ll especially enjoy the unexpected rhyme between &#8220;toes&#8221; and &#8220;nose.&#8221;<br \/><br \/>Chorus: The world is full of smelly feet,<br \/> Weary from the dusty street.<br \/> The world is full of smelly feet,<br \/> We&#8217;ll wash them for each other.<br \/><br \/>Jesus said to his disciples,<br \/>&#8216;Wash those weary toes!<br \/>&#8216;Do it in a cheerful fashion,<br \/>&#8216;Never hold your nose!<br \/><br \/>We&#8217;re his [Jesus&#8217;] friends, we recognise him<br \/>In the folk we meet;<br \/>Smart or scruffy, we&#8217;ll still love him,<br \/>Wash his smelly feet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Veronika sent a photo of hymn number 736 in Anglican Hymns Old and New, Revised and Enlarged (Great Britain: Kevin Mayhew, 2008). The hymn is titled &#8220;The Wolrd Is Full of Smelly Feet.&#8221; Of course I thought it was a faked photo, but a little bit of Web searching reveals that it is, in fact, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2019\/04\/the-world-is-full-of-smelly-feet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;The World Is Full of Smelly Feet&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,49],"tags":[104],"class_list":["post-7571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musical-arts","category-religion-miscellany","tag-hymnody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7571"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7574,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7571\/revisions\/7574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}