{"id":6638,"date":"2018-04-02T10:31:08","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T17:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=6638"},"modified":"2021-01-24T22:30:16","modified_gmt":"2021-01-25T06:30:16","slug":"still-more-old-time-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2018\/04\/still-more-old-time-religion\/","title":{"rendered":"Still more Old Time Religion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve collected a few more parody verses of Old Time Religion, which might be of interest to religious liberals:<\/p>\n<p>Flying spaghetti monster:<\/p>\n<p>If we laugh ourselves unsteady<br \/>\nAnd keep criticism ready,<br \/>\nFlying monsters of spaghetti<br \/>\nWill be good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>Atheism:<\/p>\n<p>I am quite sure there are good odds<br \/>\nAll who see God are just drunk sods,<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;d rather worship no gods,<br \/>\nNothing&#8217;s good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>Science:<\/p>\n<p>There are those who worship science<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause they value our reliance<br \/>\nOn electrical appliance-es<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>In a subsequent post, I&#8217;ll post a PDF including these and 27 other verses I&#8217;ve collected&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve collected a few more parody verses of Old Time Religion, which might be of interest to religious liberals: Flying spaghetti monster: If we laugh ourselves unsteady And keep criticism ready, Flying monsters of spaghetti Will be good enough for me! Atheism: I am quite sure there are good odds All who see God are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2018\/04\/still-more-old-time-religion\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Still more Old Time Religion&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[793,684],"class_list":["post-6638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-atheism","tag-old-time-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6639,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6638\/revisions\/6639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}