{"id":6635,"date":"2018-04-01T21:53:06","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T04:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=6635"},"modified":"2018-04-02T10:32:36","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T17:32:36","slug":"even-more-old-time-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2018\/04\/even-more-old-time-religion\/","title":{"rendered":"Even more Old Time Religion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently I came across a couple more parody verses for &#8220;Old Time Religion&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>We will pray to blue-skinned Rama,<br \/>\nAfter far too long a drama,<br \/>\nHe at last killed old Ravana<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>We will pray to Hanuman, a<br \/>\nMonkey whose strength is uncommon,<br \/>\nCause he dines on curry ramen,<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, here&#8217;s one I came up with for Unitarian Universalists &#8212; and as much as I dislike the abbreviation &#8220;UUs&#8221; (pronounced &#8220;you-youse,&#8221; which always sounds to me like someone from New York telling how to form the second person plural possessive), it&#8217;s fun to rhyme:<\/p>\n<p>We will worship like the UUs<br \/>\nAnd believe whatever we choose<br \/>\nAs through sermons gently we snooze,<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>(And yes, this is my post for April Fool&#8217;s Day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently I came across a couple more parody verses for &#8220;Old Time Religion&#8221;: We will pray to blue-skinned Rama, After far too long a drama, He at last killed old Ravana And that&#8217;s good enough for me! We will pray to Hanuman, a Monkey whose strength is uncommon, Cause he dines on curry ramen, And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2018\/04\/even-more-old-time-religion\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Even more Old Time Religion&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[684],"class_list":["post-6635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-old-time-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6635"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6640,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6635\/revisions\/6640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}