{"id":5403,"date":"2015-12-17T21:41:13","date_gmt":"2015-12-18T05:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=5403"},"modified":"2018-04-01T21:40:35","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T04:40:35","slug":"more-old-time-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2015\/12\/more-old-time-religion\/","title":{"rendered":"More old time religion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More parody verses for &#8220;Old Time Religion&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>I will follow my Zen master,<br \/>\nAnswer koans ever faster,<br \/>\nSit in zazen ever after;<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>It is plain that I should be Jain,<br \/>\nFrom ahimsa I shall refrain*<br \/>\nAnd allow no bugs to be slain;<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s good enough for me!<\/p>\n<p>*Alternately: From meat-eating I shall refrain&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More parody verses for &#8220;Old Time Religion&#8221;: I will follow my Zen master, Answer koans ever faster, Sit in zazen ever after; And that&#8217;s good enough for me! It is plain that I should be Jain, From ahimsa I shall refrain* And allow no bugs to be slain; And that&#8217;s good enough for me! *Alternately: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2015\/12\/more-old-time-religion\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;More old time religion&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[684],"class_list":["post-5403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-old-time-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5403"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5408,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5403\/revisions\/5408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}