{"id":1415,"date":"2011-12-16T13:50:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T21:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2011-12-16T13:50:37","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T21:50:37","slug":"a-cthulhu-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2011\/12\/a-cthulhu-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cthulhu Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What better way to continue the Elder God Party&#8217;s presidential campaign than by having Cthulhu infiltrate the nation&#8217;s Christmas celebrations? This is the way to get a leg up (or, um, tentacle up?) over Newt and Mitt, by grabbing the hearts of voters just before the Iowa caucuses:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obviouswinner.com\/obvwin\/2011\/12\/16\/a-very-lovecraft-cthulhu-christmas-tree-is-full-of-tentacles.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Screen-shot-2011-12-16-at-1.41.25-PM.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"BlogDec1611\" width=\"235\" height=\"184\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1416\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><small><em>Craig is my hero for sending me this link!<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What better way to continue the Elder God Party&#8217;s presidential campaign than by having Cthulhu infiltrate the nation&#8217;s Christmas celebrations? This is the way to get a leg up (or, um, tentacle up?) over Newt and Mitt, by grabbing the hearts of voters just before the Iowa caucuses: Craig is my hero for sending me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2011\/12\/a-cthulhu-christmas\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Cthulhu Christmas&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,36],"tags":[124],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-culture","category-pop-culture","tag-cthulhu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1417,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}