The finance committee of First Unitarian Universalist Church of Aipotu was trying to develop a budget that would finally pull the church out of the red. One member of the committee presented a severe austerity budget. “If we follow this budget,” he said, “we can cut our operating expenses in half.”<\/p>\n
The chair of the committee said, “I have an idea how we can live on less than that.”<\/p>\n
“How?” everyone asked.<\/p>\n
“Live on two budgets.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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