{"id":13139,"date":"2026-02-08T22:13:17","date_gmt":"2026-02-09T03:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=13139"},"modified":"2026-02-08T22:13:55","modified_gmt":"2026-02-09T03:13:55","slug":"groan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2026\/02\/groan\/","title":{"rendered":"Groan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The OWL grade 7-9 class met this afternoon. OWL is the comprehensive sexuality education course for early adolescents developed by the Unitarian Universalist Association and the United Church of Christ, and beloved by parents; the initials stand for &#8220;Our Whole Lives.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Class ended in time for Superbowl parties. One parent, as he picked up his teen, made a joke that I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;ve never heard before. He was taking his child to the Superbowl from superb OWL&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t seem so funny when I put it down in cold print, but it was definitely funny at the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The OWL grade 7-9 class met this afternoon. OWL is the comprehensive sexuality education course for early adolescents developed by the Unitarian Universalist Association and the United Church of Christ, and beloved by parents; the initials stand for &#8220;Our Whole Lives.&#8221; Class ended in time for Superbowl parties. One parent, as he picked up his &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2026\/02\/groan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Groan&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[50],"class_list":["post-13139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-uu-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13141,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13139\/revisions\/13141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}