{"id":1178,"date":"2011-10-17T15:31:45","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T19:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielharper.org\/yauu\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2023-07-25T19:21:51","modified_gmt":"2023-07-25T23:21:51","slug":"stupid-church-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/2011\/10\/stupid-church-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid church joke"},"content":{"rendered":"

The minister was interviewing a candidate for the organist job.<\/p>\n

“Your resume says that you played organ for ten years, then stopped. Why did you decided to stop?” asked the minister.<\/p>\n

“The monkey died<\/a>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The minister was interviewing a candidate for the organist job. “Your resume says that you played organ for ten years, then stopped. Why did you decided to stop?” asked the minister. “The monkey died.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[1006],"class_list":["post-1178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1178"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10742,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions\/10742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/yauu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}