{"id":7777,"date":"2010-11-03T07:58:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-03T14:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=7777"},"modified":"2010-11-03T07:58:45","modified_gmt":"2010-11-03T14:58:45","slug":"yorick-the-cell-phone-2003-2010-r-i-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=7777","title":{"rendered":"Yorick the cell phone. 2003-2010. R.I.P."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alas, poor Yorick! I knew it, Horatio; a cell phone of infinite jest, of most excellent reception; it hath borne my conversations a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! A new cell phone to buy! My gorge rises at it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/DeadCellPhone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/DeadCellPhone.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Yorick the Cell Phone\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7778\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/DeadCellPhone.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/DeadCellPhone-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alas, poor Yorick! I knew it, Horatio; a cell phone of infinite jest, of most excellent reception; it hath borne my conversations a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! A new cell phone to buy! My gorge rises at it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[369],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7779,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7777\/revisions\/7779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}