{"id":7483,"date":"2010-08-10T13:54:19","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T20:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=7483"},"modified":"2021-04-03T22:39:52","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T05:39:52","slug":"sex-with-ducks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=7483","title":{"rendered":"“Sex with Ducks”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Back at the end of May, the music duo Garfunkel and Oates posted a music video on Youtube titled “Sex with Ducks.” See, Pat Robertson apparently once said that if you legalize same-sex marriage, pretty soon people would be having sex with ducks. When I heard that, I immediately wanted to know: which ducks? I mean, it’s hard imagining anyone being attracted to Anas clypeata, but maybe that’s what turns Pat Robertson on. Who knows?<\/p>\n

Anyway, the music video by Garfunkel and Oates is very silly,<\/a> and the song, with its bright bubblegum melody and oh-so-sweet harmonies, is a hoot.<\/p>\n

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Thank you, Jean, for pointing this song out! And UU Jester, I want to know how this applies to duckies! And, for everyone’s reference, here are some of the lyrics of the song, taken from the MySpace page of Garfunkel and Oates<\/a>: <\/p>\n

Pat Robertson once said,
\n“It’s a long downward slide,”
\nThat will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
\nIf two men can stand side by side.<\/p>\n

God, I hope he\u2019s right,
\n‘Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
\nGonna find myself a duck
\nAnd legally do something awful.<\/p>\n

Ducks! Sex with ducks!
\nWe\u2019ll do it in the rain.
\nDucks! Yeah, ducks!
\nGot those webbed feet on my brain.<\/p>\n

We\u2019ll find a pond, we\u2019ll find a puddle,
\nPut your beak in mine, and we\u2019ll cuddle.
\nIt\u2019s a feeling I can\u2019t name,
\nWhen sex with ducks and gay marriage are one and the same.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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