I was at a singing event yesterday and today, and one of the other singers told me a church choir joke:<\/p>\n
Q: How many church choir directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
\nA: No one knows, because no one was paying attention.<\/p>\n
In response, I inflicted this stupid choir joke on the other fellow:<\/p>\n
Q: If you throw the accompanist and a church choir member off the top of a tall building at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
\nA: The accompanist, of course. The choir member has to stop on the way down and ask the choir director which way to go.<\/p>\n
Please accept my apologies for repeating these jokes here.<\/p>\n
And here’s a joke about bass guitarists I heard today, included here for the benefit of Jim-the-bassist:<\/em><\/p>\n Q: Why did the bass guitarist’s kindergarten child flunk math at school? I was at a singing event yesterday and today, and one of the other singers told me a church choir joke: Q: How many church choir directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: No one knows, because no one was paying attention. In response, I inflicted this stupid choir joke on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[337],"class_list":["post-7235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-uu-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7235"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7238,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7235\/revisions\/7238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nA: When asked to count to ten, the child replied, “One, five, one, five, one, five, one, five, one, five!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"