{"id":6816,"date":"2010-04-13T12:51:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T19:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=6816"},"modified":"2012-10-31T22:21:12","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T05:21:12","slug":"zombie-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=6816","title":{"rendered":"Zombie jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=6810&#038;cpage=1#comment-63713\">In a recent comment on a post about altered Barbie dolls,<\/a> Jean talks about the kinds of things that zombie dolls of various professions would eat, e.g., plumber Barbie, when turned into a zombie, eats DRAINS!! Obvious geek joke:<\/p>\n<p>Physicist zombie Barbie, who specializes in string theory, what does she eat? <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brane\">BRANES!!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Religious Studies zombie Barbie? She eats JAINS!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a recent comment on a post about altered Barbie dolls, Jean talks about the kinds of things that zombie dolls of various professions would eat, e.g., plumber Barbie, when turned into a zombie, eats DRAINS!! Obvious geek joke: Physicist zombie Barbie, who specializes in string theory, what does she eat? BRANES!! Oh, and Religious [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[369],"tags":[519,612],"class_list":["post-6816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-barbie","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6816"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8233,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6816\/revisions\/8233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}