{"id":2156,"date":"2008-12-18T22:26:55","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T03:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=2156"},"modified":"2008-12-18T22:26:55","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T03:26:55","slug":"muppets-take-on-tsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=2156","title":{"rendered":"Muppets take on TSA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new Muppets Christmas special is up on Hulu.com. While it&#8217;s not one of the best features the Muppets have done, the scene at airport security ranks up with some of their best sketches:&#8211; Fozzy Bear tells a stupid joke (&#8220;What brings toys to baby sharks?&#8221;), but it is against Federal law to tell bad jokes in airport security, so Fozzy gets jumped by half a dozen security guards. Meanwhile, Gonzo &#8212; ah, why spoil it for you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hulu.com\/watch\/49470\/a-muppets-christmas-special-a-muppets-christmas-letters-to-santa\">go watch it yourself<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new Muppets Christmas special is up on Hulu.com. While it&#8217;s not one of the best features the Muppets have done, the scene at airport security ranks up with some of their best sketches:&#8211; Fozzy Bear tells a stupid joke (&#8220;What brings toys to baby sharks?&#8221;), but it is against Federal law to tell bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[350,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","category-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2157,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2156\/revisions\/2157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}