{"id":1325,"date":"2008-05-18T12:02:57","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T17:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2008-05-18T12:02:57","modified_gmt":"2008-05-18T17:02:57","slug":"yup-another-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1325","title":{"rendered":"Yup, another joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ken, who has one of the driest Yankee wits I know of, told me a joke today. (When you read it, you have to imagine it being told in a completely deadpan voice, with plenty of pauses.) Here&#8217;s the joke:<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; How far is it to Westport as the crow flies?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; About four thousand flaps.<\/p>\n<p>This joke will probably not seem funny to non-Yankees &#8212; I pity those people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ken, who has one of the driest Yankee wits I know of, told me a joke today. (When you read it, you have to imagine it being told in a completely deadpan voice, with plenty of pauses.) Here&#8217;s the joke: &#8212; How far is it to Westport as the crow flies? &#8212; About four thousand [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sense-of-place"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}