{"id":1241,"date":"2008-03-22T20:49:50","date_gmt":"2008-03-23T01:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2008-03-22T20:59:26","modified_gmt":"2008-03-23T01:59:26","slug":"water-cooler-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"Water cooler conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, didja see it on YouTube?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That crazy preacher guy. You know, the religious leader that presidential candidate follows?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yeah, him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What a nut case. Ya know what he said? He said, &#8216;You impostors. Damn you! You slam the door of Heaven&#8217;s domain in people&#8217;s faces.&#8217; <a href=\"#1\">[1]<\/a> What&#8217;s up with a preacher saying &#8216;damn you&#8217;? Isn&#8217;t that swearing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Huh. I didn&#8217;t know he said that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, doesn&#8217;t it sound like he&#8217;s a communist or something? I saw this other video clip where he said, &#8216;Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.&#8217; <a href=\"#2\">[2]<\/a> Hey, in <em>my<\/em> church I learned that you gotta earn your daily bread. This preacher sounds like a goddam Commie who wants to give everything away to homeless.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jeez, he sounds like a radical nut.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t know the half of it. He also said the peacemakers are children of God. <a href=\"#3\">[3]<\/a> You know what that means &#8212; he&#8217;s one of those anti-war nuts that wants us to pull out of Iraq and leave it to the terrorists. Anyway, that&#8217;s what Brush Limburger said on his radio show.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Christ, that&#8217;s pretty bad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, it gets worse. If you look at those picture of him, he looks like a hippie nut, with that long hair braided down his neck. And I&#8217;m telling you, he doesn&#8217;t look exactly white, if you know what I mean. Like maybe he&#8217;s Middle Eastern, where all these terrorists are coming from. <a href=\"#4\">[4]<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hoo, boy. You think the guy is a terrorist?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, all I know is he doesn&#8217;t like us Americans. There was this other YouTube clip of him preaching, and he said, &#8216;How much longer must I be among you? How much longer must I put up with you?&#8217; <a href=\"#5\">[5]<\/a> You can lay money on it that he wants to bring down the American government. <a href=\"#6\">[6]<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Man. Thanks for telling me all this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, well, I&#8217;m just trying to keep America safe. No way am I going to vote for anyone who follows a religious nut like that &#8212; I&#8217;m a good law-abiding Christian, not some kind of Commie peacenik who wants to bring down the American government.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They should just execute guys like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>Notes:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a name=\"1\">[1]<\/a> Words of Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew 23.23, Scholar&#8217;s Version translation.<\/em><br \/>\n<em><a name=\"2\">[2]<\/a> Words of Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew 5.4, King James Version.<\/em><br \/>\n<em><a name=\"3\">[3]<\/a> Words of Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew 5.9, from the King James Version.<\/em><br \/>\n<em><a name=\"4\">[4]<\/a> Scholars generally agree that Jewish men in Jesus&#8217;s time wore their hair long and braided; as for Jesus&#8217;s skin color, it could have been a light to medium brown.<\/em><br \/>\n<em><a name=\"5\">[5]<\/a> Words of Jesus of Nazareth, Mark 9.19, New Revised Standard Version.<\/em><br \/>\n<em><a name=\"6\">[6]<\/a> Not to belabor the point, but Pilate accused Jesus of being &#8220;King of the Jews,&#8221; i.e., a possible political threat to the government.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, didja see it on YouTube?&#8221; &#8220;What?&#8221; &#8220;That crazy preacher guy. You know, the religious leader that presidential candidate follows?&#8221; &#8220;Oh yeah, him.&#8221; &#8220;What a nut case. Ya know what he said? He said, &#8216;You impostors. Damn you! 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