{"id":1214,"date":"2008-03-02T20:08:46","date_gmt":"2008-03-03T01:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1214"},"modified":"2008-03-02T20:08:46","modified_gmt":"2008-03-03T01:08:46","slug":"how-many","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1214","title":{"rendered":"How many&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Still knocked out by bronchitis, so here&#8217;s a dumb joke I heard at church today (thanks, Ken) in lieu of a real post:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Q: How many banjo players does it take to cook a possum?<\/p>\n<p>A: Four. One to cook the possum, and three to direct traffic around him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still knocked out by bronchitis, so here&#8217;s a dumb joke I heard at church today (thanks, Ken) in lieu of a real post: Q: How many banjo players does it take to cook a possum? A: Four. One to cook the possum, and three to direct traffic around him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}