{"id":1207,"date":"2008-02-29T16:05:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T21:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1207"},"modified":"2008-02-29T16:06:16","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T21:06:16","slug":"stupid-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1207","title":{"rendered":"Stupid joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Having bronchitis has tired me out, and today I only have enough energy to pass on this stupid joke. <a href=\"http:\/\/jeanharper.org\/?p=314\">Thanks for the inspiration<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A man walks into the bar with a loud Hawai&#8217;ian shirt and an alligator on a leash.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender takes one look at him and says, &#8220;Look, pal, we don&#8217;t serve banjo players here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you serve ukulele players?&#8221; says the man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure,&#8221; says the bartender.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good,&#8221; says the man, &#8220;then how about a beer for me, and a fried ukulele player for my alligator here.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having bronchitis has tired me out, and today I only have enough energy to pass on this stupid joke. Thanks for the inspiration. A man walks into the bar with a loud Hawai&#8217;ian shirt and an alligator on a leash. The bartender takes one look at him and says, &#8220;Look, pal, we don&#8217;t serve banjo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}