{"id":1138,"date":"2008-01-01T15:22:48","date_gmt":"2008-01-01T20:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1138"},"modified":"2008-01-01T15:22:48","modified_gmt":"2008-01-01T20:22:48","slug":"what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1138","title":{"rendered":"What?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got up, tired to wake up by taking a shower, and then looked in on Carol. She was already at her computer, working to meet yet another deadline.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Morning,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Glue me,&#8221; she said, smiling.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221; I said, not sure my brain was yet fully functioning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gloomy,&#8221; she said, looking out the window. I finally noticed that it was indeed dark and gloomy outside.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Yeah, it is. I thought I was supposed to glue you to something.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She pretended she couldn&#8217;t pull her hand off the desk. &#8220;Glue me, glue me!&#8221; she said, laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got up, tired to wake up by taking a shower, and then looked in on Carol. She was already at her computer, working to meet yet another deadline. &#8220;Morning,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Glue me,&#8221; she said, smiling. &#8220;What?&#8221; I said, not sure my brain was yet fully functioning. &#8220;Gloomy,&#8221; she said, looking out the window. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberal-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}