{"id":1123,"date":"2007-12-19T21:41:22","date_gmt":"2007-12-20T02:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2007-12-19T21:41:22","modified_gmt":"2007-12-20T02:41:22","slug":"just-want-to-claw-my-eyes-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/?p=1123","title":{"rendered":"Just want to claw my eyes out&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the church office today, Linda, the church secretary, mentioned that her allergies are bad.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mine too,&#8221; I said. &#8220;My eyes are itchy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know,&#8221; she said. &#8220;My eyes are really bad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just want to claw my eyes out,&#8221; I said. Which will sound disgusting, unless you too suffer from allergies in which case you&#8217;ll fully understand why I said that.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yup,&#8221; said Linda, &#8220;claw them out, put &#8217;em in a glass of water, and rinse &#8217;em off. That would be great. I&#8217;m using my eye drops all the time. I wonder what&#8217;s causing it, though. Usually when we get the first snow, that&#8217;s the end of allergies. But not this year.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe mold?&#8221; I said. Mold is a huge problem in old buildings in New Bedford, because the climate is so damp. &#8220;Except that we live in a brand new building with no mold at all, and my eyes have been itching at home, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I noticed a lot of the trees still have leaves on them,&#8221; said Linda.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Leaf mold?&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll bet that&#8217;s it,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know,&#8221; I said, &#8220;I thought I&#8217;ve had some kind of lingering cold for the past month, but I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s allergies. Itchy eyes, congestion,&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;Headaches, tired all the time, fuzzy thinking. Yup, sounds like allergies, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8221; Linda said. &#8220;We need a good cold snap to put an end to this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never had allergies in the winter before. This may be a small but unpleasant side effect of global climate change:&#8211; perhaps allergy sufferers will no longer be able to count on respite from allergies in the winter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the church office today, Linda, the church secretary, mentioned that her allergies are bad. &#8220;Mine too,&#8221; I said. &#8220;My eyes are itchy.&#8221; &#8220;I know,&#8221; she said. &#8220;My eyes are really bad.&#8221; &#8220;I just want to claw my eyes out,&#8221; I said. Which will sound disgusting, unless you too suffer from allergies in which case [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,39],"tags":[280],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ecojustice","category-winter","tag-global-climate-change"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danielharper.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}