More bah humbug from Mr. C.

Mr. Crankypants is tired of these Christmas lies that we are feeding to children. So it’s time to tell the truth. No, Virginia, there is no —

—wait, what’s that sound? Who’s that over in the corner? What’s— It sounds like the pitter-patter of little feet—

—oh my God! The elves! The elv—

4 thoughts on “More bah humbug from Mr. C.

  1. Dan

    God help Mr. C. if they are Terry Pratchet style elves — and it will be even worse for Mr. C. if they were the Wee Free Men.

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