Carol and I are looking out of the second-floor window of the place where we’re cat-sitting. A 1970′s-era Mercedes sedan slowly drives up.
“Wow, look at the old Mercedes,” says Carol, “it still looks good, especially in white. Is he stopping to look at the stuff I put on Craigslist?” She just stacked a pile of old junk at curbside.
A man gets out, about 60, longish white hair, aviator sunglasses, khaki pants, shirt in Madras plaid. He walks in front of the Mercedes, seemingly looking intently at the pile of Carol’s junk.
“Yup,” I say, “he’s looking at the blue wading pool.” The wading pool is leaning up against the “Parking Permit Required” sign, and from his point of view, all the other junk must be hidden behind it.
Just then, a slender young woman in her early twenties appears around the corner of the house, walking down the sidewalk past the blue wading pool towards the man. Carol bursts out laughing. “No, he’s looking at the foxy chick!”
The man turns away, but as soon as she passes by him, he turns to stare at her rear end.
“Boy, he’s a little obvious about it!” I say.
“It’s not that bad,” says Carol. “At least she was past him and didn’t see.”
“I guess, but,” I start to say, when Carol interrupts me.
“Shh, he’ll hear us,” she says.
We move away from the window.